Bitch In Garden

I went for a windsurf today. As always, I had to windsurf in front of my neighbours property. Let's call it DisGraceland, for obvious reasons. As I was sailing in front of DisGraceland, I saw Priscilla gardening. She was probably planting hemlock, though I can't be sure. In any event, she stopped planting, stood up, gave me the finger, and then went back to her gardening. Her dog, Lisa Marie (the second), was yip-yappin' the entire time. I really hate the bitch.