Royal Ascot

Princess Wendy (left) and the Queen Mother-in-law

Just a reminder that Royal Ascot takes place on Saturday, June 23 in England. Prepare to don your most outrageous hat and mingle with lords, ladies, dames and sirs, as well as with royalty and those of the bored leisure class.

Me? I'd be wearing a Green Bay Packers cheesehead if I rested my saddle at Ascot. Truth be told I'm not a big fan of horses, though they can be enjoyed properly when marinated and grilled.

Hi ho Silver, away...to the Hibachi.