I'll Have Mine 'On The Rocks'

Shadowy Figure

Well, I tried desperately to windsurf on Grand Lake yesterday. Things didn't go in my favour. When life gives you lemons (i.e. no wind), you make lemonade (i.e. go for a stand-up paddle).

It's nice to have options. No wind? No problem. I took my stand-up paddleboard out on the mighty Washademoak après supper and enjoyed a wonderfully serene glide along the rocks of the Pines Conservation Park. I saw only one other boat on the lake on this picture perfect evening. Is everyone dead? Or are they simply watching television?

Seriously...where the hell is everyone?