Losers, Winners and Wieners

There's little doubt that I've found some great clothes at ridiculous prices at Winners in Toronto. The sleeves are long enough, the prices are Scots-worthy, and the fashion more than acceptable. I've been to all the Winners south of Bloor (SOB) in Toronto. I believe there are seven stores SOB, or something like that.

In Fredericton there is one Winners, but the selection there has been somewhat lacking. I often felt like a loser at the Freddy Beach Winners. To be frank, I felt like a wiener when my shopping forays were unsuccessful, so I started to call Winners 'wieners'.

Initially I referred to the Toronto stores as Wieners too, but my successful track record made me question whether or not I was being fair to Winners.

The point became moot last week as I wandered along Bloor Street West and spotted the Home Hardware store in my picture. To be clear, there is a Winners and there is a Wieners, and I shan't mix the two up in the future.