Bear Spray - The Musical

Rumour has it that there have been a lot of 'bear' sightings in my neighbourhood. I've certainly seen a lot of signs of them but I've not been cornered by one yet.

I'm not sure what I'll do if I encounter one. They say not to run. Typically I talk my way out of these situations, but I'm not sure my usual 'song and dance' is a good idea with a bear.