Thursday, March 14, 2013

Pope Theodorous I Elected In Varticon City

Varticon City officials have confirmed that Pope Theodorous Rogers the First has been elected as the new head of the Roamin' In The Gloamin' Cattle Lick Church.

White smoke was seen billowing out of the Electoral Chiminea early this morning. A large crowd of pigeons looked on in bemusement. In Varticon Square below, thousands...well, hundreds...well, dozens....well, a cardinal was seen eating sunflower seeds near a shrub.

Officials denied that Pope Rogers death four years ago would have any effect on his ability to act as Pontiff. "Just look at the competition lately" one anonymous Cardinal chirped, then was carried away by a flock of red-faced Bishops.

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