Teetering On The Edge Of Madness and Poetry

Our parents teach us to be careful with our choice of friends. In this picture I've captured Wendy teetering with a dangerous felon. I hoped her parents would have taught her better.

And now,madly off in all directions...

You know, I often hear people talking about that magical one horned creature that wanders through the twentieth largest island on Earth: Ireland. This cloven hoofed, storybook creature is often seen in the presence of rainbows or diminutive leprechauns (who are usually hammered). Yes, I'm talking about the uni....umm, Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis...no kidding).

On that note, and as we approach St.Patrick's day, I offer a limerick:

Their daughter was seen on a teeter,
Bouncing a man who hates Peter,
They went up and then down,
Both wearing a frown,
They should have been far more discreeter.