I Want A Coffee. I Want A Coffee.

It's not unusual to be on the receiving end of a dismissive comment from a friend, family member, or colleague.

BUT...

How many people can say that they've been dissed by a ninety-something, prune-fried, Xerox-mouthed apple head doll?

Julian can.

Recently Julian was admonished by a ninety-something year old for not properly taking her sippy cup which she thinks is filled with coffee. It is, in fact, filled with either Ensure or arsenic, neither of which appears to have any effect.

Thankfully Julian didn't take the diss personally. Thankfully Julian didn't take the diss personally.