Tweety On Crystal Meth

Imagine taking a gold finch, cardinal and a blue jay, then asking them to pose on a power-line together. Cars would stop. Even Joseph and his Technicolor Raincoat, riding a Vespa with Toucan Sam in a sidecar, would stop and take photographs. That's saying something.

Doves would cry, willows would weep, and the mousy brown song sparrow would sing love songs to the gold finch....

You...are...so beautiful....to me.

Can you imagine if gold finches were the size of eagles? That would be awesome, and then some! It seems like all big birds are really boring in terms of colour, with a few exceptions: flamingos, a few parrots and, of course, Big Bird.





Imagine...in a parallel universe.....