Pileated Woodpeckers Are Saving Me A Fortune

My 'pet' pileated woodpecker shows up every two or three days. I think he likes our property because I keep a number of dead trees standing, rather than cutting them down.

Of course, feeding the woodpeckers is not the justification for not hiring someone with a chainsaw.

Wait! What's that noise? Is it the sound of a pileated woodpecker tapping on a tree? No...it's just the sound of bagpipes.