For some reason, my overlords at Blogger.com won't let me paste today's video directly into my blog. Perhaps they have a filter that disallows soft-porn on hard ice, adolescent antics, and/or the mundane in general. I assure you that this ain't porn. I'm showing less skin than a self-conscious nun snowboarding in a Gortex burqa.
If I'm not mistaken, you can click on today's image and you'll be whisked off your feet to my most recent Youtube offering. I'll warn you though, the original video was b-4-boring so I decided to edit it judiciously and then play it on double speed to sex it up. Seriously, I was going so slowly that I had to speed it up, lest it be used by medical professionals as a sedative.
Anesthesiologist: I'll just give the patient 0.5mg of Ketamine then?
Surgeon: no need, I just showed him Varty's latest iceboarding video.
The great thing about playing videos on double speed is that the action looks fast and exciting. What would have been normal walking now looks totally Charlie Chaplin, and when someone speaks at double speed....Chipmunks!
That reminds me, a couple of weeks ago someone called into CBC New Brunswick's morning show (radio) and requested a song by Alvin and the Chipmunks as the 'happy song of the day'. Happy? Gawd, it was awful. I wanted to cut my ears off. It makes me wonder if Gauguin gave Van Gogh a Chipmunks Christmas CD for a gift. Gauguin really was a prick. He couldn't be happy to live out his days in beautiful Tahiti, fiddling with his grotesque gummas and doing the odd painting of some topless native. No, he had to send Van Gogh that damned CD.
Well, enough said at this point. The video is short. The Chipmunk section of the video is minuscule. A butter knife won't take an ear off, I've tried (see Weekend Morning with Stan Carew).
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